Last updated on April 8th, 2019
These Buttermilk Fried Tofu Tacos are for those days you really need comfort food. Like Monday, for example. The day after Lucas left for China. The day the freshly hung front dining room curtains ripped out of the wall. Before we point fingers, it’s not Lucas’s fault. He rushed to get my double curtain rod up minutes before he had to leave, and in the process, discovered that our landlord hadn’t put the previous brace in a stud. Lucas quickly threw a drywall screw in, worried it wouldn’t hold. Guess what? It didn’t hold.
No problem, though. I’m handy.
My first job was in construction. Me – the girl who can’t stand getting dirty. My dad used to build custom homes, and the (super unfair) family rule during high school was that, unless I found another job, I had to spend summers working for him. Most of the time this meant walking circles around the construction site, hurling scraps into the dumpster. (Do you know how hot it is in Chico in the summer? I’ll give you a hint: It was 110°F at our wedding in June).
Occasionally I’d get more construction responsibility. When he built the house across the street – where we got married – I got to nail down the slats on the three-story staircase. (I’d like it noted that the house is still standing). Then one day, my dad came back from a trip to the lumber yard to find his employee had put me on the second-story roof with a nail gun to secure the rafters.
The next summer he got me an office job at the window company.
What I’m trying to say is: my dad made sure I left for college more than qualified to hang up a fallen curtain rod. Among my dorm essentials: a roll of quarters, a shower caddy, a clothes hamper, and a cordless drill.
So with toggle bolts and wallboard anchors in hand, I spent half an hour unintentionally making the relatively small holes from the ripped out drywall screws SO MUCH BIGGER (they just. kept. getting. worse! Like when you’re trying to pop a small, but persistent pimple). When I gave up on the gaping holes, I drilled two more holes into the wall only to miss the stud once again. After all that, you better believe I hung that curtain rod. Want to know how?
I called my neighbor Dave – the carpenter.
At least I’ve got one thing going for me: I can make a killer taco. When Lucas texted me “my wife’s so handy” later that day I’m going to assume he was talking about my taco-making skills. Because these tacos are all that and a bag of chips. I shared this batch over lunch with Lila, who had to watch me spend 20 minutes taking pictures of them, but didn’t complain at all because these tacos made up for every minute.
When firm tofu takes a buttermilk bath, it turns into a soft creamy texture that melts in contrast to the crispy fried shell. Topped with a lime jalapeno yogurt slaw to add a spicy tart crunch, these tacos taste like an upgraded baja fish taco. Except so much better because the buttermilk brine makes the tofu juicy. Chopped avocados and sweet mangos balance it all out to make a taco that’s crispy, crunchy, creamy, juicy, spicy, tart, sweet, and fresh all at once. Tacos that’ll make you forget your curtains are on the ground.
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